Step right up and see the miraculous "Bruno the Boneless Wonder Boy!" Born without bones! A scientific marvel of unparalleled proportions! Watch in horror and amazement as Bruno preforms feats no man with bones could ever complete!
Bruno makes a living with his boneless wonder boy act in a traveling side show. He wasn't actually bone without bones. He used to be a normal boy with big dreams of growing up to be a country music star. His friends, family and music teachers all told him that he didn't have a talent for music and that he should go into carpentry or auto body repair instead. Bruno refused to give up his dream. He practiced for hours and hours every day. His out of tune wailing infuriated his father so much that he was banned from practicing within his earshot. Bruno began practicing down at the river a few miles from home. Every day he went to the river and sang songs and prayed that someday he would be good enough to impress his father and the rest of the world with his musical talents. One afternoon, a man dressed in a sparking green suit with matching top hat and cape approached Bruno and confessed to him that he was a very powerful sorcerer and could make all his dreams come true. He offered to trade him a magical potion that would transform him into whatever his heart desired most. The price for the potion was all the bones in his body from the neck down. Without hesitation, Bruno enthusiastically agreed and the deal was done.
Unfortunately for poor Bruno the sparkling green man was a fraud and the potion turned out to be nothing but pop rocks, chile powder and bacon bits. When his parents found him laying boneless by the river they sold him to the freak show and spent the profits on a 52 inch plasma tv. Bruno spends his days performing for his adoring fans and waiting for the magical potion to take affect. He knows in his heart it's only a matter of time...
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