From left to right: Pandora Sue, Abby Gail
(Winne Jane passed out drunk) and Ida Claire.
Pandora Sue was the Bell of the Ball and landed herself the town's most eligible bachelor, Antwan Allman. Years later, he came out of the closet and ran off with a boy named Ken.
Abby Gail married her incredibly wealthy cousin, Harold James Convington III and had adorable one-eyed twin boys. But alas, motherhood proved to be too much for Abby Gail, so she sold her children to the circus and ran off with Pandora Sue to start a new life with their childhood friends Ida Claire and Winne Jane.
Winnie Jane was never really around, often drowning her sorrows in absinthe and lace. Despite numerous interventions, Winnie’s conditions worsened and she now spends her days drinking, buying lace petticoats on eBay and watching reruns of Miami Vice.
Ida Claire was never married. She became a millionaire after inventing an extremely popular alternative to non-fat cheese. She hoards straw hats and stacks them floor to ceiling in every room her mansion. Because of this strange hoarding obsession, the four ladies are forced to live in a basket. Ida Claire is obsessed with retaining her youth and spends a large portion of her riches on plastic surgery for herself and her best friends. Now, all four ladies are addicted to plastic surgery (their eyes don’t even close anymore).
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