Ermaline

Ermaline had been born into a life of wealth and prestige. Her father was the richest doll in the state of New York and her mother had been the daughter of a toy train tycoon. But alas, love, as it often does, set her on a course to destruction and destitution. She had fallen in love with a doll from the wrong side of the playpen: a ne’er-do-well by the name of Tyler “The Tool” O’Shea. Her family, having heard of his gambling, hard drinking and doll-chasing, forbade her from pursuing Tyler. But it was too late. While her family saw a delinquent, she saw a mate with the build of a GI Joe and the heart of a Care Bear. 


Despite her family cutting her off from their considerable fortune, Ermaline agreed to marry him. However, on the day of their wedding she was left at the altar while Tyler fled town in a Radio Flyer red wagon with a porcelain doll of ill-repute in tow. Ermaline was devastated. Her family refused to take her back. She was left friendless and homeless and can still be found today, her face made-up with Crayola markers, wandering the streets, selling sexual favors for buttons.